\OH MY GOD
MASSIVE FUCKING COCKROACH
I JUST SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
IT IS
FUCKING
DISGUSTING
HOW DO I DESTROY ITÂ
JUST DEALT WITH THIS EXACT SAME CONFLICT MY CAT KILLED IT AND THEN CONTINUED TO FIDDLE WITH IT SO I SHUT ITS CORPSE IN THE BATHROOM I HOPE IT DOESN’T GO HOUSE OF USHER ON ME AND APPEAR IN MY DOORWAY ALIVE TONIGHT THUS RESULTING IN MY APARTMENT TO FALL TO THE GROUND